Love and Jeans
“Ooh Yeah…oh baby….oh yes”
Thats the sound of me trying on a new pair of jeans that WORK
I am a serial jean monogamist
I fall in love with one type and stick to my baby like glue until we hit irreconcilable differences and we sadly part ways
Currently, I’m in a new relationship with Lily stiletto skinny jeans by Oasis and we are still in that blissful honeymoon period whereby everything feels so right.
Lily comes in multiple washes including my favourites, Dark Indigo and Black Coated. She is high waisted and even sometimes goes a touch vintage with buttons up to the navel instead of a zip fly
She hugs my curves tenderly, is true (to size) and is well fitted but still comfortable.
Lily and I are completely loved up!!
Furthermore, she currently has 20% off and that makes her cheaper than my Ex
(Lily Stiletto Skinny Jeans)
Ahhh Jamie by Topshop….
I still carry a torch for you
Topshops Jamie Jeans were about as perfect as jeans could be. I had just come out of a very toxic relationship with Miss Selfridges Sofia Jeans, whose thinner material and weak crotch were not compatible with my mermaid thighs, when I discovered Jamie.
I needed a pair that could meet my needs without having to be replaced every couple of months (Sofia was a gold digger and drained my bank account) and Jamie did just that
Jamie and Lily are quite similar, but Jamie’s sizing came in more detailed and broader ranges (measurements in height and width inches rather than singular numbers which could mean anything) which meant you could be more confident in selecting your required sizes.
Aside for that one time, where Jamie lied to me in Black Bootcut Satin form and completely broke my heart, Topshop Jamie Jeans was true and reliable and everything a girl could want in a jean relationship
Until one day, she just wasn’t around anymore
Over time Jamie became less and less available in the sizes and styles I needed and eventually, after months of scouring the Topshop website trying to get ahold of her, I had to let her go and move on
Basically, Jamie ghosted me. So I looked elsewhere
And now I’m with Lily!
My luck with Oasis Jeans in the past has been a bit hit and miss but Lily is everything I could ever wish for in a pair of Jeans
She supports me and flatters me and when she holds me she makes me feel like my best self
Lily completes me.
But most importantly she completes my wardrobe